Funny Quotes

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question. , from purelovequotes.

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loverIf love is the answer, could you rephrase the question.

A love without indiscretion is no lover at all. , from purelovequotes.

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loverA love without indiscretion is no lover at all.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. , from purelovequotes.

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loverAnyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

They didn't give me any advice, and within that there's great advice. It was just love. , from purelovequotes.

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loverThey didn’t give me any advice, and within that there’s great advice. It was just love.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. , from purelovequotes.

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loverMarriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

The sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer. , from purelovequotes.

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loverThe sound of a kiss is not so loud as that of a cannon, but its echo lasts a great deal longer.

People shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow. , from purelovequotes.

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loverPeople shop for a bathing suit with more care than they do a husband or wife. The rules are the same. Look for something you’ll feel comfortable wearing. Allow for room to grow.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

Screw flirting. I'll win you over with my awkwardness. , from purelovequotes.

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loverScrew flirting. I’ll win you over with my awkwardness.