Funny Quotes

I vow to love all of you. Snoring included. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI vow to love all of you. Snoring included.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I am yours. No refunds. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI am yours. No refunds.

I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.

A friend is like a push-up bra, supportive and close to the heart. , from purelovequotes.

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loverA friend is like a push-up bra, supportive and close to the heart.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. , from purelovequotes.

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loverAll you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.

If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I'd walk through an endless garden of roses. , from purelovequotes.

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loverIf I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I’d walk through an endless garden of roses.

When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain. , from purelovequotes.

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loverWhen you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain.

You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. , from purelovequotes.

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loverYou can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.