Funny Quotes

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI tried marriage. I’m 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer – I believe in numbers. I’m not going 0 for 4. I’m not wearing a golden sombrero.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. , from purelovequotes.

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loverA guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

I promise to be with you forever even though you leave the toilet seat up. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI promise to be with you forever even though you leave the toilet seat up.

There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters... I could be their leader. , from purelovequotes.

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loverThere must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters… I could be their leader.

I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.

I vow to love all of you. Snoring included. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI vow to love all of you. Snoring included.

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

I am yours. No refunds. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI am yours. No refunds.

I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger.