Funny Quotes

Top 20 Very Funny Quotes about Love , from purelovequotes.

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loverTop 20 Very Funny Quotes about Love

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. , from purelovequotes.

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loverMarriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty.

I love mankind, it's people I can't stand. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI love mankind, it’s people I can’t stand.

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. , from purelovequotes.

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loverWine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy.

To heck with love, I'd rather fall in chocolate! , from purelovequotes.

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loverTo heck with love, I’d rather fall in chocolate!

I vow to never wear a flannel night gown if you vow to never do a comb over. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI vow to never wear a flannel night gown if you vow to never do a comb over.

When I want to end a relationship I just say, 'You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks. , from purelovequotes.

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loverWhen I want to end a relationship I just say, ‘You know, I love you. I want to marry you. I want to have your children.’ Sometimes they leave skid marks.

I like you because you join in on my weirdness. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI like you because you join in on my weirdness.

For you, I would even do math homework. , from purelovequotes.

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loverFor you, I would even do math homework.