Funny Quotes

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently. , from purelovequotes.

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loverIf you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. , from purelovequotes.

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loverA man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Stick with the guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara. , from purelovequotes.

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loverStick with the guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara.

I tried marriage. I'm 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer - I believe in numbers. I'm not going 0 for 4. I'm not wearing a golden sombrero. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI tried marriage. I’m 0 for 3 with the marriage thing. So, being a ballplayer – I believe in numbers. I’m not going 0 for 4. I’m not wearing a golden sombrero.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days. , from purelovequotes.

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loverA guy knows he’s in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

I promise to be with you forever even though you leave the toilet seat up. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI promise to be with you forever even though you leave the toilet seat up.

There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters... I could be their leader. , from purelovequotes.

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loverThere must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters… I could be their leader.

If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go. , from purelovequotes.

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loverIf you are lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.