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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. , from purelovequotes.

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loverPeople who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.

I'll flirt with you every day. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI’ll flirt with you every day.

Love lasts about seven years. That's how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves. , from purelovequotes.

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loverLove lasts about seven years. That’s how long it takes for the cells of the body to totally replace themselves.

The bravest thing that men do is love women. , from purelovequotes.

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loverThe bravest thing that men do is love women.

Marriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash. , from purelovequotes.

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loverMarriage is not just spiritual communion, it is also remembering to take out the trash.

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out? , from purelovequotes.

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loverKissing burns 6.4 calories a minute. Wanna work out?

If you're a part of my family, I will love you violently. , from purelovequotes.

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loverIf you’re a part of my family, I will love you violently.

A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished. , from purelovequotes.

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loverA man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he’s finished.

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. , from purelovequotes.

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loverI think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.